Cloudburst Brewing Muh Freedoms

7.3%

Look. Nobody at Cloudburst is here to take away your drinking freedom. That’s just not who we are. We have principles and this is America dammit! You can order whatever your heart desires – triple milkshake IPA, fruit puree “berliners”, light lagers with corn syrup that say they don’t use corn syrup…just at another bar. And you can collect and hoard as many of those thick, barrel-aged stouts as your wallet and your Mom will allow. As brewers, we exercise the right to make something BIG and BOLD and DARK and HOPPY – all the things, to the MAX. This is a true, glorious American-Style Stout – consider it our DECLARATION of FLAVOR! It is our CHOICE. We don’t tell you what to drink…unless we think it infringes UPON our RIGHTS. And our 200+ year old forefathers rights! Or if it doesn’t jive with a loosely transcribed 3rd hand story from some dude from 2,000+ years ago! Or if it just makes us feel confused or uncomfortable! BACK TO THIS STOUT. You want some of this?? Well, you can pry this stout from our cold, dead hands.

– Cloudburst